Hi

I just moved here from Canada and I'm looking to find some people to hang out with. I'm pretty easy going, into all sorts of pretentious artsy stuff (yet I try really hard to hide the pretension behind a facade of witty remarks and dry, almost caustic sarcasm)...I'm also prone to making ironic statements.

On the flip side I also really enjoy watching grown men punch each other and I'm liable to laugh at people, old people included, when they fall. Basically I am a peach.

Seriously though I'm generally a lot of fun, quite easy going and completely incapable of selling myself in an Internet post, but I personally find that rather charming.

I don't even know if people actually check these, but if you do, and you're not a raging psychopath, are over 20 years of age and dress considerably well (my one pet peeve) then by all means, please respond.

• Location: London
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